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I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
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I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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