Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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