don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wish I only lived at night.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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