You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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