Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
