Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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