did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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