if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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