real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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