ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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