So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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