Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on