It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We are all done wearing pants today