can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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