hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
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i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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