You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
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He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
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I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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