Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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