you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
