hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
we're so committed to being not committed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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