FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.