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• (303): View more from Colorado

  last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning

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  More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub

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  I wish i could be there for it

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• (581): View more from Quebec

  I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  i now understand why vodka

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome

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