It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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