The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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