Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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