when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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