People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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