i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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