she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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