The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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