I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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