Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do plants get herpes?
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