Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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