it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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