I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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