Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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