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  my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS

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• (904): View more from Florida

  When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school

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• (206): View more from Washington

  is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

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• (714): View more from California

  I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?

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• (631): View more from New York

  I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I think I met my butt stuff soulmate

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