at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My vagina just clenched in fear