Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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