we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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