: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I can't turn off my feet"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
false alarm, still single
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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