So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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