He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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