I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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