she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
