fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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