found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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