FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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