the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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