what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Randomize
