There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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