Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think my vagina is haunted
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
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she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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