i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
