just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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