The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
