Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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