What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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