They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
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Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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