They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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