You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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