last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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